Bob Sanders has recently been considered the “Chuck Norris” of the NFL. So here are some fun facts about Bob that have also been said about Chuck.
1. Bob sanders doesn’t get wet. The water get Bob Sanders.
2. Superman wears Bob Sanders underwear.
3. The Chief export of Bob Sanders is Pain.
4. Bob Sanders is the reason Waldo is hiding.
5. Bob Sanders can slam a revolving door.
These are just a list of my favorites. If anyone has more feel free to share.
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6. Bob visited the new pope to bless the new pontif.
7. The grass grows greener everywhere Bob steps.
8. Bob’s jersey asked him for his autograph.
Bob Sanders is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
When Bob Sanders does pushups the earth moves.There aren’t animals that are extinct, there are only animals that Bob Sanders lets live.
When Bob Sanders is searched on the internet, in crashes out of pure fear of his image.
Waves in the ocean are not caused by the gravitational pull of the moon, that is merely Bob Sanders breathing in an out
To save on greenhouse emmissions, NASA has requested that Bob Sanders throw all spacecraft into orbit
These are outstanding! Some of my favorites are: When the Bugiman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Bob Sanders…Nobody on Earth lives under democracy, communism, despotism or anything else; they live under a Bobtatorship…Bob Sanders destroyed the periodic table because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise…Bob Sanders is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head…And, finally: Bob Sanders is suing NBC because Law & Order are the names of his right and left legs. Keep ‘em coming, fellas!
"They were going to come out with a Bob Sanders edition of Clue, but the results always were the same: Bob Sanders in the secondary with a spear tackle." "Ladanian Tomlinson wears a visor so that he will never have to look Bob Sanders in the eye" "They names a street in Indy after Bob Sanders but had to change it because to many pedestrians died trying to cross the street." "Bob Sanders invented black. In fact Bob invented the entire color spectrum of visible light, except pink, Tom Brady invented that." "Bob Sanders frequently donates blood to the red cross, just never his own."
Bob Sanders can finish a game of Connect Four in three moves
Most of these are just a bunch of Chuck Norris facts where they have replaced the Chuck Norris with Bob Sanders. We need more original stuff.Bob Sanders DOES hit people into next week.
Bob Sanders CAN divide by zeroBob Sanders brought the manatee back from the endangered list, then spear tackled it back so it wouldn’t get cocky.What would happen if Bob Sanders had a twin? The universe would end from the sheer awesomeness.
LT wears a tinted visor so he doesn’t have to look Bob Sanders directly in the eyes. It would kill him
Bob sanders is the coolest and best ever.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Bob Sanders once made a clone of himself and tackled him. This event is known as the Big Bang.
You know how Bob Sanders had “surgery” on his shoulder the last couple off seasons? Yeah, that isn’t true. It really was scientists working for the military studying his shoulder trying to duplicate it and turning it into a weapon of mass destruction.
Bob Sanders doesnt tea bag, he potato sacks.
i whack off to bobby!!!!!!!! b/c he is that damn good!!! (bob sanders took chuck norris’s virginity!!!
bob sanders has counted to infinity……..twice!!!
He is one of the sexiest man i have ever seen in my life;HE GONNA BE MY BABYDADDY:D
BEST SAFETY;
the great wall of china was built to keep bob sanders out…… it failed miserably
bob sanders doesn’t read books he stares at them until he gets the information he wants
1. Bob Sanders is suing Myspace because thats what he calls the football field.
2.Bob Sanders once spear tackled someone so hard that his tackle broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean
3. Bob Sanders has two speeds. Walk and Kill.
4. Bob Sanders once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in there.
5. Bob Sanders can believe its not butter.
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