16 Nov
Bob Sanders Facts!
Posted by: Zach
Bob Sanders has recently been considered the “Chuck Norris” of the NFL. So here are some fun facts about Bob that have also been said about Chuck.
1. Bob sanders doesn’t get wet. The water get Bob Sanders.
2. Superman wears Bob Sanders underwear.
3. The Chief export of Bob Sanders is Pain.
4. Bob Sanders is the reason Waldo is hiding.
5. Bob Sanders can slam a revolving door.
These are just a list of my favorites. If anyone has more feel free to share.
6. Bob visited the new pope to bless the new pontif.
November 18th, 2007 at 11:17 am7. The grass grows greener everywhere Bob steps.
8. Bob’s jersey asked him for his autograph.
Bob Sanders is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:20 pmWhen Bob Sanders does pushups the earth moves.There aren’t animals that are extinct, there are only animals that Bob Sanders lets live.
December 15th, 2007 at 10:52 amWhen Bob Sanders is searched on the internet, in crashes out of pure fear of his image.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:27 pmWaves in the ocean are not caused by the gravitational pull of the moon, that is merely Bob Sanders breathing in an out
January 7th, 2008 at 8:54 pmTo save on greenhouse emmissions, NASA has requested that Bob Sanders throw all spacecraft into orbit
January 7th, 2008 at 8:56 pmThese are outstanding! Some of my favorites are: When the Bugiman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Bob Sanders…Nobody on Earth lives under democracy, communism, despotism or anything else; they live under a Bobtatorship…Bob Sanders destroyed the periodic table because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise…Bob Sanders is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head…And, finally: Bob Sanders is suing NBC because Law & Order are the names of his right and left legs. Keep ‘em coming, fellas!
January 10th, 2008 at 11:00 am"They were going to come out with a Bob Sanders edition of Clue, but the results always were the same: Bob Sanders in the secondary with a spear tackle." "Ladanian Tomlinson wears a visor so that he will never have to look Bob Sanders in the eye" "They names a street in Indy after Bob Sanders but had to change it because to many pedestrians died trying to cross the street." "Bob Sanders invented black. In fact Bob invented the entire color spectrum of visible light, except pink, Tom Brady invented that." "Bob Sanders frequently donates blood to the red cross, just never his own."
January 10th, 2008 at 5:35 pmBob Sanders can finish a game of Connect Four in three moves
January 11th, 2008 at 2:55 pmMost of these are just a bunch of Chuck Norris facts where they have replaced the Chuck Norris with Bob Sanders. We need more original stuff.Bob Sanders DOES hit people into next week.
February 10th, 2008 at 10:01 pmBob Sanders CAN divide by zeroBob Sanders brought the manatee back from the endangered list, then spear tackled it back so it wouldn’t get cocky.What would happen if Bob Sanders had a twin? The universe would end from the sheer awesomeness.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:29 amLT wears a tinted visor so he doesn’t have to look Bob Sanders directly in the eyes. It would kill him
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:55 pmBob sanders is the coolest and best ever.
April 25th, 2008 at 12:18 pmChuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
April 27th, 2008 at 10:24 amBob Sanders once made a clone of himself and tackled him. This event is known as the Big Bang.
May 31st, 2008 at 2:21 pmYou know how Bob Sanders had “surgery” on his shoulder the last couple off seasons? Yeah, that isn’t true. It really was scientists working for the military studying his shoulder trying to duplicate it and turning it into a weapon of mass destruction.
June 1st, 2008 at 11:57 pmBob Sanders doesnt tea bag, he potato sacks.
June 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pmi whack off to bobby!!!!!!!! b/c he is that damn good!!! (bob sanders took chuck norris’s virginity!!!
November 4th, 2008 at 8:52 pmbob sanders has counted to infinity……..twice!!!
November 5th, 2008 at 11:37 amHe is one of the sexiest man i have ever seen in my life;HE GONNA BE MY BABYDADDY:D
November 10th, 2008 at 9:34 pmBEST SAFETY;
the great wall of china was built to keep bob sanders out…… it failed miserably
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:41 pmbob sanders doesn’t read books he stares at them until he gets the information he wants
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm1. Bob Sanders is suing Myspace because thats what he calls the football field.
February 17th, 2009 at 12:02 am2.Bob Sanders once spear tackled someone so hard that his tackle broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean
3. Bob Sanders has two speeds. Walk and Kill.
4. Bob Sanders once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in there.
5. Bob Sanders can believe its not butter.
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